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Thursday, August 7, 2003

The universal problem solving toolkit

since i seem to be in an isolated universe where this is a “common metaphor” i shall explain.

the universal problem solving toolkit contains two items:

1) a hammer
2) duct tape

instructions:

a) identify the problem
b) classify the problem in one of two categories
category 1: something has stopped that should be going.
category 2: something is going that should be stopped.
c) apply one of the tools from the universal problem solving toolkit.
category 1: apply hammer until the stopped thing is going.
category 2: apply duct tape until the going thing is stopped.

thank you for your attention.

posted by roj at 6:39 pm  

4 Comments »

  1. What i wouldn’t give for a screwdriver ;-)

    Comment by Dave — August 11, 2003 @ 9:11 pm

  2. Nice. :)

    Comment by Andrew Zubritsky — October 7, 2003 @ 9:21 am

  3. I’m sure you need a big knife as well….

    Comment by Tracey — October 9, 2003 @ 7:26 am

  4. Substitute WD40 for the Hammer . . .

    Comment by Barry Ritholtz — October 11, 2003 @ 6:51 am

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